CCC#41: Cooking Your Goose (flash fiction)

Cooking Your Goose

 

 

“Hello! hello! Can you hear me?”

“You up there woo hoo!”

“It’s no use, every passerby is probably just hearing honking noises.”

“Honking noises?”

“That’s the sound geese make isn’t it?”

“Don’t they just quack like ducks?”

“No I’m pretty sure it’s a honking noise.”

“You’re not thinking of the Road Runner?”

“No, geese honk as well. I’m pretty sure.”

“Okay.”

“If only you hadn’t been so awful to that woman.”

“I only asked if she wanted go for a drink. And she said no.”

“And after she said no, what did you call her?”

“A frigid bitch.”

“And then she turned us BOTH into geese.”

“I didn’t know she was a witch.”

“Witch or not, you shouldn’t have said that. It’s a terrible thing to say.”

“Alright! Hopefully the spell will wear off soon.”

“I really hope so. This is the last time I’ll ever be your wingman.”

 

Joanne Fisher

 

Word count: 149

 

This was written with the photo prompt provided by Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41.

 

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