The Vampire’s Night Out
There once was a hungry vampire
of fresh blood he could never tire
one night from his dark castle he flew
looking for a fair maiden that was new
until through a bedroom window he did see
a slumbering maiden who looked a beauty
so he crept into the room to have a bite
lucky for him she obviously had an early night
she was motionless and lying fast asleep
so right up to her he did silently creep
his fangs chomped down on her exposed neck
only to find the skin was hard, and his teeth now a wreck!
She was only a mannequin left lying in the room
he quickly left, flying in shock back to his tomb.
That experience left him feeling so pitiful
without his fangs, he now gets blood bags from the hospital.
Joanne Fisher
This was written for Chelsea Owens’s Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. This week the theme was Halloween, so I wrote one about a vampire…
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©2019 Joanne Fisher
pitiful… hospital: nice one. Not the most obvious, but it works real good.
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I was proud of that 🙂
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So you should be
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That was just… awful…
Congratulations!
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Thanks. I always do my best… or worst in this case 😉
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Omg xDD Freakin’ vampire thirstin’ over a mannequin! lol
I think i’m supposed to feel bad for him but it was kinda funny haha Good job!
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Hahaha poor vampire 😈 He is the first stupid vampire who bring disaster to himself now fang less
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Oh dear! He obviously did not have good teeth insurance! 😀
Happy Halloween, dear Joanna! 🙂 🙂
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Was I supposed to laugh? I laughed! 🙂
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