Spam Spam Spam (flash fiction)

Spam Spam Spam

 

Monreal Dorb, or was he Brad Romonel, or maybe Moral Broden, or even Ander Mordob? Infamous spammer and International Man of Mystery! Today he would spam a writing site with 574 posts. Not 575, but 574. The number had to be exact: the first three numbers he saw after waking up. The reason for his spamming? Monetary gain? No, he was a spamming purist. You couldn’t cheapen spamming with money. For him it was an art form, his mode of expression, as he gleefully clogged up internet sites with his posts. Why does he do it? Because he likes being a dick.

 

Joanne Fisher

 

This was written with the prompt Monreal Dorb provided by the Carrot Ranch July 9 Flash Fiction Challenge.

 

Here’s a link to the Monty Python Spam Song and how junk emails became known as spam.

 

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