Avocado Toast
“Hey honey, have you seen the avocados I bought?” I asked Jen who was looking at her phone.
“Sorry I had avocado toast for lunch.”
“But I was planning to make a guacamole dip for tonight.” I told her. She just shrugged her shoulders and resumed scrolling through her phone. I stared at her evilly.
Later the guests arrived and marveled at all the food I prepared.
“Oh wow you made some salsa!” One guest said. “It tastes a bit weird though.”
“Yeah sorry about that, it was made with whatever I found in the kitchen at the time.”
Joanne Fisher
I decided to write this post on Microsoft Word first since WordPress has been scrunching up my posts lately.
This was written with the prompt avocado toast provided by the Carrot Ranch November 12 Flash Fiction Challenge.
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Don’t eat the carne…
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😀 why did I think of responding with something similar?
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Because you are a sick sick woman!
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My husband would not dare to eat anything without asking. He knows I have projects and get quite mad if my ingredients go missing. An entertaining piece.
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Bigger lesson here; don’t get involved with hipsters. 😀
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They’s tension in them thar hills.
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Oooh, I wouldn’t eat that salsa.
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A fitting consequence, Joanne.
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Sounds like you’re a big softie. No one would dare eat my avocados without asking first. Sounds like an interesting salsa though!
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