
Try New Beaver Slap To Help Get You Through Your Day!
Feeling like you’re just going through the motions? Like you’re never fully awake and achieving your potential? Are you just tired of feeling tired?
Try new Beaver Slap! It will make you feel like you’ve just been slapped by a beaver!
A drink specially formulated to give you that get up and go needed to get you through your day.
Do you regularly feel tiredness? Lethargy? Drowsiness? Ennui? Beaver Slap will give you the drive needed to face the cold directionless Universe every time! So, get slapped by the Beaver to get you through your day! In stores soon!
Joanne Fisher
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This was written with the prompt beaver slap provided by the Carrot Ranch’s May 30 Story Challenge.
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