Let Me Be Your Sponge Mop (Terrible Poetry Competition)



Let Me Be Your Sponge Mop



Girl let me be your sponge mop

just squeeze me and I’m ready to pop

full of moist love for you

I know you feel the same way too


Let me be your sponge mop

I’ll absorb your tears once they drop

I know you often have to cry

when you’re finished, just squeeze me dry


So let me be your sponge mop

and after we’re done, I’ll still be your sop

but just don’t leave me to dry in your bucket too long

just wet me sometimes, and I’ll spring back to life on song



Joanne Fisher


Firstly, I would like to apologise to the Universe and everyone living in it for this poem. I’m sorry.


This was written with the prompt love provided by Chelsea Owens’s Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #57. So Chelsea shares some of the blame for this.



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