Surprise!
“Do you really think a bucket of water is going to harm me?” the vampire asked as they approached me smirking and sizing me up as their next meal.
I smiled and casually emptied the bucket of water all over them. As they slowly began to burn I watched the look of surprise on their face as they realised they had made a major mistake.
“A bucket of water? No. A bucket of holy water on the other hand? Yes!” I replied as they quickly ran away leaving a trail of smoke and ash. They wouldn’t trouble me again.
Joanne Fisher
Written with the prompt bucket of water provided by Carrot Ranch’s March 21 Flash Fiction Challenge.
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The plural form of the noun is vampires, I believe.
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There was only one vampire. I just didn’t gender the language,
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I didn’t realize that’s what it was until you explained, then I reread and it makes perfect sense. At first I thought I’d missed a detail.
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Or more precisely I used gender-neutral language regarding it.
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I am a teacher and a reader so I know this is ok grammar but it is newish and I am older so it does jar at first and I am glad to encounter it and will be glad to until it no longer seems like bad grammar because it’s good form.
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This reminded me of a scene from the sequep to ‘Dealing with Dragons’ – if witches were into cleaning, they were immune to melting by water. If they were dirty, then water hurt them.
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It’s a sham. Holy water doesn’t work.
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But of course you had to flash a vampire. And as an older curmudgeon I don’t get this whole vampire thing, their is only one- Count Chocula.
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there (OMG)
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😀
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Love vampire stories 🙂
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Ah, quick thinking.
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Nice.. I see the melting reminiscent of the witch in the Wizard of Oz…
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I’m pondering the origins of water mythology in vampire tales, as well as enjoying this particular scene.
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Clever use of water! That showed them!
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Omg lol “holy water!” -insert wicked laugh-
Fun read 🙂
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I believe in the power of Holywater after being pray by the powerful men of God… so sweet to see the vampire turns into puff
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