The Job Interview
“And what else makes you ideal for this position?”
“Well, I won the Golden Onion Award.”
“Golden Onion Award?”
“Yes, it’s an award for the most daring use of onions in contemporary cuisine.”
“Is that really a thing?”
“Of course! The award is given out by the Golden Onion Institute.”
“I’ve never heard of it.”
“Oh I thought everyone knew about it who works in this business.”
“I guess I’ll have to look that one up. Is there anything else you think we should know?”
“I like to cook in the nude, is that going to be a problem?”
Joanne Fisher
Word count: 99
This was written with the prompt golden onion provided by the Carrot Ranch February 27 Story Challenge.
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*Insert joke about not getting the job due to health code rules and the last nude chef getting… parts… caught in the sausage grinder.* 😯
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Love it! Your humour hits us again 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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You put the flash in flash! Did you hear about the guy who made donuts in the nude?
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